The Magic SkewlBus does: STD's

	It was monday, and the class knew what that meant: A field trip. Arnold, as always, was nervous. "I hope the field trip isn't dangerous..or scary!" he said, as ralphie threw a hard baseball at his head. Arnold stumbled forward, holding the back of his head, where a large lump and trickle of blood had formed. As he looked dazedly for whoever threw the ball, Ralphie lept forward and depantsed him, which knocked arnold backward as well as dropping his pants to his ankles. As he hit the floor (a solid spray of blood splashing across the tiles) and began to tremble, everyone gasped in horror at the large bleeding sores on arnold's groin and testicles, as well as on his shaft. "What..what's wrong with him?" wanda asked, looking horrified.
	"He has Syphilis, class! It looks like arnold got a little TOO messy learning something or other..." Ms. frizzle said, suddenly walking in. Ralphie looked up at her quizzicly, wondering what this meant. "What's that, Ms. Frizzle?" he asked. "It's an STD or "social disease", ralphie, that will eventually rot arnold's privates off." everyone made an "eww" sound, then relized with horror, where todays' feild trip was going.
	"I..i dont want to go in there, ms frizzle!" wanda cried, and started to make a run for the door. Ms. Frizzle reached into her purse, and pulled out a small semi-auto. CRACK! A small black hole appeared next to wanda's hand on the door frame. "one more step, Wanda, and it'll be on bullet wounds in young children, if you get my drift..." Ms. Frizzle said quietly, herding everyone out the window and into the bus. In a matter of moments, it'd changed into a flying submarine, that entered arnold's nose. 
	the ride was boring, until the reached his lower intestine, which was full of sores. "what happened to him, ms Frizzle?" Pedro asked, wondering how the sores got there, but having a good idea. "well, pedro, apparently arnold, aside from looking like a faggot, IS a faggot...pretty gross, huh?" Ms. frizzle answered, as pedro visibly paled. Next, ms. Frizzle ordered the bus to cut a hole through his bowel, to get to his prostate. "Look, class, arnold's Prostate - see how it's swollen and full of disease?" 
	Puss dribbled from the upper wall, and thick runnles of pinkish fluid drained down to his urinary tract. "it smells bad in here!" wanda said, looking distressed, thinking of her own "bit of fun" with phoebe earlier. She was glad girls couldn't get diseases like this. "why yes, it's the smell of arnold's young body rotting from the inside." ms. Frizzle said, smiling. Pheobe puked, spraying vomit all over the floor, as she was over powered by the stench, and the horrible relization - she'd given arnold a blow job last WEEK! Ms. frizzle smiled, and looked at pheobe. "just relizing something, phoebe?" she asked, smiling bigger, showing filed down teeth. "ye..yes ms. frizzle." she said, still gagging on the vomit. 
	Ms. frizzle pulled out her little pistol. Pointing it directly at Phobe's head, she smiled bigger still, a forked tounge poking from between her teeth. "Maybe you should tell Wanda what you just came to relize, phoebe." Ms. Frizzle suggested, voice thick. "in..in front of everyone?" Phoebe said, eyes full of fear. "why do you think i have the gun out you little SLUT! tell her!" came the answer. "oh..ok..Wanda..i..i gave arnold a blowjob last week..i think i have whatever this is..to" she said, sobbing "you..you probably ahve it to, now that you ate me out and rimmed me..." Phoebe finished, before collapsing into a heap. "but..but i fucked wanda just yesterday!" ralphie cried, relizing he to was now diseased. Pedro shuddered. "I..i fucked arnold, ten did him up the ass! I thought it was extra easy..i guess the sores and puss is why..." he said before vomiting up onto his shoes. 
	Ms. frizzle through back her head and laughed. "Your all FUCKING DISEASED!" she cried, laughing even more as she threw the bus into forward, slamming into arnold's urinary tract. She floored it till she got near the head, driving through layers of pus and blood, watching them slam to either side of the bus. Just before she burst out and into the classroom, she stopped the bus. She put the bus to resize..but slowly. As it grew, arnold's poor cock head became swollen, then finally burst open, like a flower. Everyone screamed - something was WRONG with ms. frizzle. The bus was 12 inches long now, and flew out the window, where it went to full size. "Well now class, everyone OUT OF THE FUCKING BUS!" ms Frizzle shreiked, her skin abnormally white, and her hair abnormally red. Soon they were back into the class room, where arnold lay, cock open like a rose or lily. Pedro vomited on seeing it; his weakness earned him a kick, which made him fall, face first, onto the flower-cock.
	"Yea you little fuckers....yea... your all gonna get just what you need now...just what you need..some medicine!" the spike-toothed and now red-eyed Ms. frizzle said. "And here to give you your medicine, is a favorite doctor of mine..doctor MOLLY!" she screeched, reaching into a box behind the desk, pulling out a tiny rag doll, dressed in a doctor's hat and stethoscope. At first it just sat there, the chest-heaving ms. frizzle next to it. "DONT JUST SIT THERE, DOCTOR MOLLY! SHOW THE NICE PEOPLE YOUR MEDICINE!" Ms. Frizzle screamed, grabbing up the doll. She shook it a few times, then threw it aside. "FUCK Baal! I'm gonna kill you all myself!" she cried, raising and pointing her pistol at the terrified children.
	Suddenly a tiny voice could be heard, a thin faint echo of sorrow in the tense air of the class. "no," it said, "no, dont' fuck Baal..Fuck YOU!" it finished, a tiny tan form leaping forward, hands shining with sharp blades. First it slashed out the backs of Ms. Frizzle's tendons, making her drop to her knees. Before the agonized and contortd face could say another word, a razor-sharp scalple flashed out, ripping loose her larnyx. "why dont you show the class your real head, ms. Frizzle!" the voice said, suddenly ripping the skin up and off, revealing more skin beneath it, covered in blood. "it's not miss frizzle!" ralphie said, pointing at the agonized vision of Happy the Clown, whom was gouting blood out onto the floor from his neck. "Go to hell, Happy!" molly said, making to more hard swipes, bearing his throat to the bone. In moment's he slumped forward, and was gone, his corpse stinking with death already. "Stupid fucker..shouldn't have taken the lord's name in vain..." molly said, licking at the blood with a tounge that seemed to come from the middle of her head. 
	Suddenly she turned, looking at the class. "You..you little fuckers are all mine now. Mine and Lunettes...where is lunette..." molly said, walking over to the closet. She opened it, and the visage of Lunette performing cunningulus on the skinned corpse of Ms. Frizzle greeted the class, whom screamed and ran for the door. Moments before they got there, an 8 foot tall mahogany statue of Jesus fell forward, blocking the door. The children screamed, as wanda was grabbed by it, and held firmly in place. The statue made horrible sounds, and after a few moments the kids relized - it was alive! Molly just rammed her fist up the corpse of mS frizzle's Ass, and pulled out a long turd of deep brown shit. She quickly stuffed it between ms. Frizzles skinned crotch, and Lunettes' eager licking mouth. 
	The kids, meanwhile, frantically tried to escape, even as the wooden jesus yanked down Wanda's pants and underwear, and shoved 2 long fingers inside her. wanda screamed, but not as loudly as when it pulled up hard, snapping her pelvis in the middle as it tore through. Suddenly lunette looked up, and walked out of the closet, face and mouth covered in blood. "you little fuckers fuckers are gonna get a real present now...." lunette said, as she lifted a vial of dark red blood. She threw it at the Wooden Jesus, smiling as it broke over his head, seeping into his wounds. "Your gonna get to see jesus walk..and FUCK!" she cried, laughing hysterically as the Wooden Jesus tore loose from the cross (which still blocked the door), and came walking towards the kids, wanda being drug by the hair (thankfully unconsious). The wooden jesus reached down, and twisted hard, snapping her neck before pulling her head off of her shoulders. he smiled, and began to pound on pedro, beating his soft brown skin a livid purple and red before finally kicking him hard enough in the stomach to tear into his belly. 
	As pedro's guts began to leak out onto the hard floor, the other children had clustered into a corner, huddled in fear. Someone pissed themselves, thinking of the horror that was sure to engulf them. Ralphie suffered first, as he was thrust into the wall, and held there by one strong arm, as the wooden jesus first beat him with wanda's torn-off skull, then brutally ass-raped him, ripping his young bowels wide. "FUCK'EM HARD JESUS! SHOW THEM YOUR LOVE!" Molly cried from the front, as her tiny fist violated lunette. As soon as Ralphie went limp from blood loss, the jesus dropped him, and began to mercilessly beat phoebe. As she screamed, he smiled, and, with a sharp kick to her stomach, tore it open as he had pedro's. he began to fuck the hole, rudely ripping her body open in a gaping wound. Soon the life left her, and he turned to arnold, smiling.
	He picked arnold up, and took him to the cross, nailing him to it, smiling. As arnold began to wake up, he was beaten with the torn skull of wanda, which was then placed on his shattered penis, a grisley monument. "ok, time for the 10 second tidy!" lunette cried, pulling out another vial of blood. She threw it at ms. Frizzle, which restored her to life, and health. "what..what's going on here..." she said, looking dazed. "not a thing, bitch!" Lunette said, as her, molly, happy's corpse, and the wooden jesus disappeared in a flash of red. It looked like the Frizz was gonna have to do some fast thinking.....

					The End - By Deth, For kids everywhere.