The Happy Clown By Deth-B0y Once, in Happy Land (a place few ever see except for a few short glimpses) there was a clown, named Happy. Happy was a Happy Clown, as he had many people that loved him, and would help him if he needed it. This included Molly, the doll, Lunette, the clown, and Major Bedhead, the..well we're not sure what he was, but he was something, alright. But they all loved him, and would do anything to help him if he needed it. And, of course, he would help them, in any and everyway he could. And such was his life. One day, as he walked to the church, to drop off some religious pictures he'd gotten from lunette. As he walked, happy as could be (as he was a happy clown), he tripped and spilled the pictures all over the ground. Looking about, hoping for someone to help him, he noticed the street was empty, save for him (now a not so happy clown) and the pictures, which were spewn about. As he bent to pick up the pictures, he caught a glimpse of some of the ones from the bottom of the box. Since something struck him as odd, he picked it up and examined it closer. It appeared to be Lunette, and Major Bedhead, and Molly, with Molly doing some sort of a trick where she did a split with her feet on the two other's back as they bent over. Being a happy clown, Happy smiled and giggled at the joke. But then he noticed an odd thing...what both Lunette and Major had thier pants down, and molly's feet were to far down to be on thier backs..in fact they were so far down, they must have been embedded deeply into the other 2's rectums! Happy clown gasped, and searched through more of the pictures. Molly, tied up, with a dog on top of her. Lunette, being whipped by Major. Major, eating a long curdle of molly and lunette's waste. Happy felt both sick and afraid, at what he'd seen. And those pictures..they were going to the church! to the SUNDAY SCHOOL CLASS! The children could have been exposed to those awful things, and more besides (he saw dozens more pictures at the bottom of the box)...it would have scarred them for LIFE! His mind reeled...Molly and Lunette were teaching the class, something about Sodom and Gahmora. Happy was now anything but, as he spun into the bushes, and puked his sugary breakfast into the cloying stench of the plant. As the brightly colored vomit (his first in years) started to waft it's stench up to his already heaving nostrils, he turned back to face the street. To his horror, Major Bedhead was across the street, and glanced over at Happy. He waved, then began to ride over, smiling ear to ear. Smiling like he had when lunette had shat in his mouth, Happy thought. So disgusted with the thoughts of what his one time freind had been doing, Happy forgot all about the pictures laying on the ground. Major had by this time gotten across the street, and hopped off his bike, and had started a greeting to happy. That was when he saw the pictures, splayed on the ground. Instantly, his demeanor changed. "You miserable fuck..you found out, didn't you, you nosey little prick!" he hissed, his eyes as dead as marbles in his now frightening face. Before happy could even respond, a huge shoe slammed into his groin, knocking him back into the bushes. Even as he started to shreik, another foot landed in his belly, making him spew puke in a triangle over the sidewalk. As he got his hands to his stomach to protect it, the last blow he'd feel hit his head, knocking him unconsious. "Molly's gonna deal with you, fucko!" Major sneered at the unconsious and bleeding clown who was once happy, now splayed out before him. Moving quickly, he stuck him into his mail bag, and strapped him to his bike, making sure he was dragged slightly along the ground as they went, with the box of pictures under his arm as he pedaled. At the church, he gave the box to Lunette, then explained quickly what had happened. Lunette kicked the head-shaped part of the bag, getting a grunt, and then nodded to Major. "take him into the proper, me and molly got a little "show" to do down in the basement w/ the kiddies" she said, her voice giggling as always. As she walked down into the basement, and Major up into the church proper, the faint outline of her knife could be seen in her lower back. As he tied Happy to the alter, legs and arms spread, the faint sounds of screams and squeals of terror could be heard from the basement. Making sure happy was restrained well, Major went to the cellar door, should anyone escape the death and terror that was now ravaging down there. After a few moments, one did rush up, which he dispatched w/ a kick to the throat, laughing as he heard her neck snap and watched her blood spray in a fan towards the ceiling. As he admired his handy work, he heard a slight moan come from Happy, who was starting to wake up. "whe.ere am I?" he asked, looking dazed. "your soon to be in HELL mother fucker! molly's gonna come out here and eat your soul!" Major yelled, laughing satanticly. Happy begane to scream, though he couldnt understand..molly was just a dolly..how could she hurt him? He was anything but happy, though, he was infact terrified for his life as he fought the bonds, always loosing as he did nothign but draw blood from his abraided wrists. The screams from the basement tapered off, with a single, sudden, loud shreik resouding up the halls. "She'll be here soon, FUCKER! then she'll eat your SOUL!" Major yelled, still laughing, his once comical hair looking wickedly cruel now. "JESUS PLEASE LET ME GO!" screamed happy, praying to his god for relife from this awful fate. that was when he looked at the cross, and saw that the jesus was moving, writhing in either agony or exstacy, with his erection bulging in wood from his waist. Happy shreiked, and shreiked again, at the awful sight of the living martyr, with it's at least 16 inch wooden cock. All his happy thoughts were gone; all his pleasent memories erased, blown away by the torment of the situation. It was to much for his mind to bear, and he collapsed, unconsious. His last sight, as he drifted off, was the still giggling Major, who was unzipping his pants. He awoke, wether it was an hour or a minute, he coudlnt tell, later, to a painful feeling in his bottom. He also felt his body moving agains the alter, but he didnt connect the two, till he looked over, and saw the wooden jesus humping him, while lunette held the cross up so he had free access. He shrieked again, as he felt the searing heat of the martyr's cumshot going into his bowels, half a pint at least. Lunette pulled Jesus away, snickering as she saw the blood running from happy's asshole. Still giggling like a school girl, she reached out with her finger, and slid it around in the bloody mess that was once his asshole. Still smiling, she used the blood and feces and cum as lipstick, then kissed him, darting her tounge into his wailing mouth, then laughing as he vomited again. Always ready for a joke, Lunette picked up the bucket she'd placed for the puke, and made him drink it down. After 5 repeats, he looked ready to pass out again, so she slapped him until he begged her to stop. "SO..you found us out you happy FUCK!" she shreiked, inches from his face. "Now you've even fucked JESUS! DO YOU HAVE NO SHAME!" she shrieked, not moving an inch. He was to blasted to even think that they had had jesus fuck him, not the other way around, but it dind't matter now. Lunette stepped back, and said, in a calm and fun voice "molly, come here girl." happy felt his blood run cold, instead of it's usual happy colors, as molly stepped out from behind the pew. Her eyes were wild and rolling in her head, and her mouth was stained with blood and shit. Happy boggled at this, as molly dind't even have a mouth, that he'd ever seen....let alone teeth to draw blood like that with. That's when molly smiled, and revealed row upon row of razor-sharp teeth, like a shark from hell. As she jumped, and the huge teeth sank into his face, he felt Major behind him, thrusting hip deep into his still bloody and torn asshole. he felt no more, though, as the teeth penetrated his brain, killing him in a spray of blood. His last sound was a sort of sigh, as mollys talons sank into his throat, silencing him. After his gory death and defilement, molly stripped down, covering herself in his blood and shit. With a flick of a straight razor, she opened his nutsaq, and put his testes on her ears, like sick ear rings, before climbing up onto the wooden jesus, still on his cross, and fucking him till her womb bled. With a smirk, she pulled up, and told Major to have as much fun as he wanted...she had fun to have downstairs. The End!