Stupidity, By Baal

 

UPDATE!
Many of the traits below were first demonstrated by a former Sirocco named Sixes. I have never met a more arrogant, stuck up, and generally irritating person. He never understood how anyone else could be unable or unwilling to do something. He never understood that maybe the makers of NS have something other to do then slave to his every request. He never understood that, in short, the world didn't fuckin revolve around him. Now, he has departed NS, i pray forever. Long Die Arrogance!

Ahhh, few things are as wonderful as stupidity. Not only is it frustrating to all involved, but it makes my fucking blood boil like acid in my veins, and my heart thump like a firing shotgun pointing at the skull of the source of the stupidity. I also tend to get visions of the ball of my palm ramming the nose so far into his skull that people mistakenly think thier a pig when they come to clean up the corpse. i mean..i REALLY hate stupid people. =

So you ask yourself, "how does this affect NS?" Ahh, i'm glad you asked. You see, i've found that NS is a grand place for demonstrating the depths of human stupidity. I'll do a nice little list of the ways below; but first a disclaimer:
There is a diffrence between "i'm stupid as a sack of shit, from which i no doubt crawled from", and "I'm from a country that speaks spanish/german/norweigian, so I dont sound like a rhoades scholar; but i dont do stupid things or act like a moron habitually". This rail isn't against the second type; because i've been in situations where people didn't speak english, and i had to use my hack-eyed knowlege of another language to communicate. nope, this one goes out to the genuinely stupid, not just the communication-challanged.

1. The "i'm to stupid to even consider i might not be right" group
These are the kinda vomit-faced scumbag worms whom seem to consider themselves god, despite the fact they spend most of thier time running around in groups killing mobs for great xp, and yelling insults at others. They usually think that thier ideas are the only ones that matter, and that whatever they've just heard is obviously the truth. Why? because thier Stupid.

2. The "I'm a hero, but dont know where <blank> is, but am to stupid to even TRY to find it by any means other then bitching for help" group
Let's get something straight here; if your level 60+ and can't get off your lazy, stupid, and helpless without a group ass to find an area, you dont really need to evolve that bad - infact i dare say you dont need anything but a few baton hits up'side the head and a couple K-volts through Mr. happy to make sure you dont reproduce.
I wanna say something here - there's a diffrence between saying "i need a barnesian to locate a mob" or "I need a gypsy to locate an item" (which is fine - that's why they have those skills), and "I'm to stupid to figure out where the Fire Newt caverns are - why doesnt' someone walk me there like i'm a 2 year old, since i can't have 20 of my clanmates go kill whatever it is for me" (which should get you batoned)

3. The "I'm so stupid, i have to brag up how i killed <blank> at level <blank>"
This might be a real accomplishment, and a show of real skill - or it might just prove that you happen to be in a class that can either weaken a mob to the point of being helpless (ala necromancers and pugs), or one that can use charmies effecitvly (necros, pugs, ele's, crusaders, gypsys, shaper's, fanatics), or it might just show that your able to down something with 4 clanmates with only medium difficulty. I mean, honestly, it's not a real big thing to kill ANYTHING past level 50 as a necro. Minions rescue, and so long as you have at least one left standing, you got an even chance of surviving just because it can pull you out of danger - same goes for Elementalists. So any kind of "i kick ass because i killed <whatever>" from these 2 classes in particular should be sent straight to /dev/null. Ditto for anyone in a group - the added fire power, particuarly if it's an "idealistic" pairing, can be extraordinarily lethal (for example a necromancer and an assassin - one weakens, the other damages and tanks). And besides -anyone can get lucky.

4. The Gansta rap Bitches
I'm gonna make this one real simple. If you listen to gansta rap of any kind, and let it influence you in any way (and htis includes "pimp rap"), you should be shot in cold blood, in public, on TV, while your family is forced to drink the blood that spills from the gut wound your gonna die from - in a day or so. End of discussion.
UPDATE! UPDATE! BDX has been PERMENANTLY BARRED FROM NS! And there was MUCH rejoicing!

5. Anyone whom levels to hero in under a month, barring evolved people (whom are at an advantage)
if it's anything i hate, it's some punk bitch making it to level 61 in a month, because his freinds are willing to hold his hand through it all. I've yet to meet anyone with intelligence, whom just goes and levels as fast as they can, and doesn't even consider anything else. It's lame, and it's a sign that your stupid, and will later fall into the #1 catagory, as well as the #2 one.

6. Anyone whom logs on as one class, spends 5 minutes talking, and "decides" they want to be another - which happens to be felan assassin, barnesian assassin, or sprite necro.
Oh how i hate trendy bitches. Such people should be Destroyed - though they usually are in the long run, when they relize that life isn't easy just because they made one good decision.

This was just a small rant on Stupidity - stay tuned for more later.