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Smurf Village by Generic
The very name brings horrifying shudders to one's lips - "Smurf Village". The thought that it's got a full contingent of smurfs, from papa to sleepy to brainy to smurfette, only worsens the horror. Despite the horror, however, there are some pretty handy things out there, hidden beneath the Blue Horror.
The area itself is reminisent in some ways of Midgaard; A well of blood, some suprisingly useful Smurf Berries, and a slutty smurfette - oh and did I mention the lethality on most of those blue bastards could wipe anyone less then 50 out in a few hits? Yea, it's a Lovely day in Smurf Land....
There's not a store that I can find, no weapons to speak of; a Smurf hat which is head gear for (55? 60? i forget..) is the only armor to speak of. But there are..wonderful things beneath the surface of this pit of misery. Take for example, something which i'm sure was meant to be a deterimental item, some smurfberries. They cast a "nice" DemonFire on you, doing considerable damage; they also lower your alignment. This is useful if your a "good" base-aligned character, and want to (probably for Vampiric weapons) become evil. Drop a few of these little treats, and your well on your way to being in the negative alignment.
There's also a level 60(!) potion of cure blindness stuck on Papa Smurf's Carcass. The important thing to note here is that you can see potions when blind; as such this bad boy could be a real big help in Evo, or just out and about in the world. It's one of those things that once you find it, your glad you explored the area in the first place.
usually at this point in the review i emplore people to explore the area, and to take in the sights; not so with this one. Go in, get the potion, get OUT. The Smurf's are Evil, Vile, Dispicable creatures Stay away from them. Dont let them corrupt you.